The Drunk Astrology Podcast
Welcome to The Drunk Astrology Podcast, the only place where you’ll learn how to actually use astrology to create opportunities, make money, and build aligned, long-lasting relationships across every area of your life.
I’m your host, Graham Breitenstein, professional astrologer, certified Oracle card reader, and former Lady Gaga world-tour dancer turned astrologer to names like Lizzo, Shaun T, Elise Joan, and more.
Today, I help everyone from 7-figure business owners to stay-at-home moms tap into their highest potential using their birth chart and the universal flow of energy via the moon phases.
Think of this podcast as your personal astro-resource library: packed with sign-by-sign readings for the transits that you need to know, manifestation strategies using the moon phases, and the exact methods I use myself and with my 1-on-1 clients that turn your dreams into your lived reality - simply, easily, and way better than you ever imagined.
It’s time to lock TF in. Let’s. frickin’. GO.
Episodes drop twice a month.
The Drunk Astrology Podcast
Jupiter Stations Direct: Here's Where Abundance Activates for YOU (March 9-15, 2026)
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Eclipse season (aka the Universe’s “anything goes” era) is still in full swing and Mercury Retrograde is deep in its "F Around and Find Out" chapter, but the big headline this week is Jupiter stationing direct on March 10th!
As the gift giver planet of abundance, prosperity, travel, and opportunity, doors start FINALLY start opening again in a particular area of your chart, aka life.
In this episode, I break down where Jupiter is activating expansion in your life and give BIIG abundance forecasts for all 12 zodiac signs.
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Your daily energy report so you know exactly when and how to:
- take actions that improve your personal, professional, and relational endeavors
- rest (cuz when the Moon is asleep - you should be, too!)
- connect in ways that deepen your most valued relationships
- invest in the people, places, and experiences that matter most to you
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Birth Chart Readings
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